If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

I'm not anxious, I'm high-strung. I just decided that's the difference for me.

It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.

My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.

Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga takes them down to a nine. That's me.