It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what you do. You have a lot more opportunity. You can maybe even not work for a few years. It puts you in a great position to make some decisions. You're not always taking every job that comes and that kind of thing.

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.