It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and I'm in therapy and am always working on something.

I try to minimize the noise, and I don't use Facebook except for my fan page, and I don't look at anything. It's getting a lot easier.

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

I don't run around feeling infused with positivity, but I'll have to be taking my last breath before I'll admit I'm dying. So I'm either optimistic or in denial.