I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that's where I'm ambitious.

The whole notion that I don't appeal to the demographic - all my fans are young men. Someone asked me the other day, "So are your shows just full of 40-year-old single women?" I'm like, "I would be rich if that were true."

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to have people listen that should hear me is good.