I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

I just feel like estrogen is bad hormones, and seen as shameful.

I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that. I think when I was married, I let my friendships go. I think people thought, "Oh, because she's married now, she's so happy all the time." But I really was just isolated in my house.

I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.