I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.

Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll ever come to terms on tastes great or less filling and hybrids versus Hummers, and there will always be Yankees fans and Red Sox fans, and never the 'twain shall meet. Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.