I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.

Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

When I hug her, I notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes. Mom? You know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?" I'm not taking them off." Why not?" I spent $180 on that makeup job and I refuse to wash my face until I get my money's worth.