I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

Point? Maybe you aren't a Carrie or a Samantha or a Charlotte or a Miranda. Maybe you're just you.

Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.