I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.

I've determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes.

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.