I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.