I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.
Jen LancasterAlthough I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.
Jen LancasterExpressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.
Jen LancasterMaybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.
Jen LancasterI’m busy sorting through our new collection of rhinestone jewelry. Should anyone be in the market for sparkly accessories the size of a hubcap, this is the place to get them. Earlier today, a customer picked up one of the enormous chandelier-style offerings and asked, 'Do those be genuine rhimestones?' I couldn’t even begin to explain everything that was wrong with her sentence, so I simply replied, 'Yes. They do be genuine.
Jen Lancaster