Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.

Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.