I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, and A Night at the Roxbury, leading me to believe not only do I have awful taste in films, but I also have a Chris Kattan fixation. What I don't have is $4000 earing intrest in a money market account.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.