I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.

Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

I've determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes.