I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

I’m busy sorting through our new collection of rhinestone jewelry. Should anyone be in the market for sparkly accessories the size of a hubcap, this is the place to get them. Earlier today, a customer picked up one of the enormous chandelier-style offerings and asked, 'Do those be genuine rhimestones?' I couldn’t even begin to explain everything that was wrong with her sentence, so I simply replied, 'Yes. They do be genuine.