Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!