Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Point? Maybe you aren't a Carrie or a Samantha or a Charlotte or a Miranda. Maybe you're just you.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.