I am best viewed from a distance.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

I can't tan naturally.