My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.