I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.
I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
I've never been prudish.