For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.