For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.