I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!