I've never been prudish.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

I can't tan naturally.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face