A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

I don't think I'm successful.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.