I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.