I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
I can't tan naturally.
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.