I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.