I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

I don't think I'm successful.