If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both.

One ox, two oxen. One fox, two foxen.

the most terribly human moments - the ones we want to pretend never happened - are the very moments that make us who we are today. ... You are defined not by life's imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them.

...you are defined not by life's imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them.

In short? It is exhausting being me. Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax.

If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably. Or fascinate you. Depends on how easily you're startled, I guess.

A hug is like a strangle you haven't finished yet.