The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.