I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.