I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.