This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.