Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident in Alaska the oil company spent billions tidying up the coastline, but it was a waste of money because the waves were cleaning up faster than Exxon could. Environmentalists can never accept the planet's ability to self-heal.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!

Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.