In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.