Whenever Iām suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and Iām straight off.
My epiglottis is full of bees!
When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!