We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know - the only thing we can do is make a program that we enjoy. And then hope that we're not so unusual that other people won't share our taste.

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.