I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.