I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth

You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.

Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?