The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then wonโt let me turn the traction control off!
Jeremy ClarksonThe Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
Jeremy ClarksonI started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
Jeremy ClarksonShe can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.
Jeremy Clarkson