Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.