.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.