Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident in Alaska the oil company spent billions tidying up the coastline, but it was a waste of money because the waves were cleaning up faster than Exxon could. Environmentalists can never accept the planet's ability to self-heal.
Jeremy ClarksonThe Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
Jeremy ClarksonUsually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.
Jeremy ClarksonGod may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
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