No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
Jeremy ClarksonHollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.
Jeremy ClarksonOwning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
Jeremy ClarksonShe can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.
Jeremy Clarkson