Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know - the only thing we can do is make a program that we enjoy. And then hope that we're not so unusual that other people won't share our taste.