No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.