God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?