God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!