God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.