Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.