...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite