I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].
Jeremy ClarksonDriving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
Jeremy ClarksonThis is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying โOoh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.โ
Jeremy ClarksonI don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
Jeremy ClarksonI was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t
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