Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.