Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!