Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entities… You can develop a relationship with a car and that’s what non-car people don’t get… When something has foibles and won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun - except at 4am when they hear a strange sound in the kitchen.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

My epiglottis is full of bees!