My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!

The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.

Most harm is done by people who are awake.

Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.

The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.