The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!

The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.

Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.

It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?

Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.