The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?

Most harm is done by people who are awake.

The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.

The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.

Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.