My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!
Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.
Most harm is done by people who are awake.
Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.
The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.
It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?