Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.

All socialists have bad backs because we slouch - except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown.

Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

Most harm is done by people who are awake.

The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.