If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!