If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.