If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.