The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!