Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock