Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?