Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!