As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.