I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Go back to your bingo hall.