I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!