It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!