It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.