There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.