Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.