Are you ready for some puppies?!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.