As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Can I press one for English?
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.