Go back to your bingo hall.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.