Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.