When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.