Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT