When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Are you ready for some puppies?!
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.