Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.