Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

Foley looks like an un-made bed.