Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.