It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.