When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.